November, 2006: Toys for Tots, a charitable organization run by the Marine Corps Reservethat donates toys to needy children for Christmas, rejected an offer of 4,000 talking, Bible-thumping Jesus dolls out of respect to the unknown religious bent of their young recipients. But not to fear, all ye pushy believers: Later the big, gruff, burly Marines relented and welcomed the noisy little Jesuses into their fold. Semper Fi! (By the way, did anyone check to see if He's anatomically correct?)
