(The Pixwit makes no proprietary copyright claims to any images, even those he creates out of whole cloth
— even any that might be worth claiming!)
The Great Seal of Obama !
Ohmygod! Barack Obama has his very own personal seal now! Besides the hubristic, double-Obama name-dropping foolishness and the heavy-handed, usurping pretentiousness of its presidential-seal lookalikedness, there's even some elitist-looking Latin on it. Vero possumus? Who knows— or cares — what it means? But really, "possum-us"? A tip to the seal worthy: When you're trying to dodge a "weak on national security" rap, you might wanna rethimk conjuring up a not-too-bright critter that rolls over on its back and plays dead when it's threatened.
Ohmygod! Did
And now, someone all you "we've been cheated"
Hillary feminists can vote for:f
(Daddy, what's a trollop?)
Oops, almost forgot our daily nod to religion:
Back to reality, and the latest conspiracy theory that's really, really true (and this time it's a vast leftwinger):
June 2, 2008, Note to Barack Hussein Obama:
Go ahead and pick her. You'll probably have to now, thanks to her machinations. But once you're in , freeze her out (for the sake of the nation). And Bill? Don't even give him a White house pass. And always remember: WATCH YOUR BACK!
Pixwit's 2008 Calendars are here!
Still here! We got a ton of 'em left, since they're every bit as popular
as their namesakes .
(Unimpeachably good . . . and cheap too!)
The 2008 George "Dubya" Bush Calendar The 2008 Dick "The Dick" Cheney Calendar
(Each calendar contains twelve 11" X 11" full-color pics, absolutely cheap at $17.99. Click on the links to see them all.)
And now, Ladies, The 2008 PsychoLuv Calendar is HERE!
Can you spot the newest member of the Pixwit's Hall of Whatever?
And don't forget your Olympics gear:
The Chinese government is trying to decide which logo lends a more human touch.
(Just click on image to download a big pic.)
Olympic Mascots: Olympic Cute and Ready to Choke!
For All Your Fairy God Accouterments
Presenting, the new
Seal of the City of Virginia (Send your daughters!) Beach
(For "Jet Noise Sucks" T-shirts and all kindsa other crap...)
Can you say "The sound of BE DUMB"? How 'bout "UP YOUR AFTERBURNERS"?
(It's an all-American BOOM town, you know!)
Now! Pixwit DISSING Points Free!
(Help for the Viciousness Challenged)
Pixwit's Gallery of Pics
BUSH POLITICS RELIGION CULTURE CICI
Check It Out:
A Fine Example of Religion At Its Looniest
Still no takers?
O Ye of Little Faith!
WWJD (What Would Jesus Do)?
(Well, according to the Parable of the Good and Faithful Servant,
you know, the guy with the most Talents, Jesus would, of course, try to double His Money.)
And thus we have:
(Can you say put up or shut up?)
Pixwit's "Big-Bucks" Challenges!
(For Real! The Pixwit's Ready For Serious, Faith Based Monetary Action!)
Pixwit's $1,000,000 "Psychic" Challenge!
(Sucksessful Psychics, free money! How easy can it get?)
Pixwit's $1,000,000 "Miracle" Challenge!
(Calling all Evangelicals: A sure thing for the true believer.)
Pixwit's $1,000,000 "End-Times" Challenge!
(Make a real killing before it's too late. You can bet your Bible on it.)
Pixwit's $2,000,000 "Double Your Pleasure" Deal!
(It gets crazier and crazier! . . . but could anything be more perfuct?)
(Go ahead. Make the Pixwit's day.)
Don't say you didn't see anything uplifting at Pixwit:
(. . . especially all you evangelicals addicted to Internet porn according to a 2005 survey by "Christianity Today.")
